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The charm of the "Little Thief" A Ferret Love Story
Ferrets, scientifically named Mustela putoris furo (meaning "smelly little thief"), have a rich 2,500-year history and have burrowed their way into our homes and hearts, becoming beloved, if not a little mischievous, companions. These unique members of the weasel family offer an unparalleled blend of intelligence, curiosity, and playfulness that brings boundless joy and endless entertainment to their owners. If you've ever had the pleasure of sharing your home with a ferret,

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Jan 12 min read
Spazz needs surgery
Hey everyone! 🐾 Just got this estimate for my ferret Spaz's dental work and implant, and wow, vet bills are no joke! 🤯 We're looking at a total estimated charge of between $1,712.51 and $1,905.26 . Here's a quick breakdown of some of the costs for all my animal lovers out there: Periodontal cleaning (routine): $153.00 General anesthesia: $120.00 for the first 30 minutes, plus more for additional time Dental radiographs (full mouth): $120.00 Biopsy with Microscopic Desc

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Jan 11 min read


The Charm of the Carpet Shark: Why Ferrets Steal Hearts
Welcome to the world of ferrets, those slinky, curious, and utterly delightful creatures.

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Dec 4, 20252 min read


Unburrowing Joy: How Ferrets, Self-Care, and Holiday Spirit Can Save the Day
The holidays are here! A time for twinkling lights, festive sweaters, and… let's be honest, sometimes a little bit of holiday stress. Between gift shopping, family gatherings, and trying to keep your ferret from "redecorating" the Christmas tree, it's easy to feel a bit overwhelmed. But what if I told you that embracing a little self-care, and channeling that holiday spirit into animal rescue, could actually make this your most joyful and fulfilling season yet? Here at Funny

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Nov 30, 20252 min read


How to Support Overstretched Rescue Workers: A Guide for Helping Those in Need
Rescues and their tireless workers across the nation are facing unprecedented challenges. With shelters overflowing and rescue workers experiencing burnout and mental health struggles, it's crucial now more than ever to rally together and support those who dedicate their lives to helping animals in need. Connect and Show You Care One simple yet impactful way to help is by reaching out to rescue workers you know and checking in on them. Let them know that you value their hard

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Aug 19, 20242 min read


Laugh and Learn: Funny Ferret Facts
Ferrets are delightful and curious creatures that never fail to bring a smile to our faces. Whether they are playfully bouncing around or snuggling with each other for a nap, ferrets have a way of warming our hearts with their adorable antics. Ferrets also have some interesting and humorous facts that are worth exploring. Did you know that ferrets are playful by nature and have a mischievous side to them? They love to hide small objects and toys in various nooks and crannies,

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Jun 5, 20242 min read


Support Education: Donate to Funny Ferret Business
Education is a fundamental human right and a critical foundation for a prosperous society. Unfortunately, not everyone has equal access...

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Jun 5, 20241 min read
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